"wah wah wah wah" @ 22.06.12

If anyone reads what i am writing right now, they will either pity me or laugh at me. We went to watch "teri meri kahani". Oh my god, i still can't believe that we have actually watched this movie. Thanks to Jaya for giving us the pleasure of watching this great love story ,rather, a sequel of love stories. I was just waiting all movie long to see if anything interesting will just pop up out of no where and put some spice in the movie, but nothing miraculous happened and we were pretty sure that the ticket amount was a heavy waste.

The only thing that is worth talking about is the girl who was sitting in the seat just in front of our row. After these many days in Bharuch, finally i saw a girl who is well dressed, well spoken, simple. beautiful and with a lot of attitude. Jaya was busy watching her dream boy on the screen and i was busy checking out the stranger. The good thing was that the girl was turning back but din't understand whether she was seeing me or shiva. Man, it is a curse to sit beside a person with such glamour. Shiva, you better stay away bro'. We had to leave early to catch the bus and i never got time to talk to that girl, neither did jaya help me out. Oh, btw she tried her part by kicking the person who sat infront of her to spark the fire between the two groups and give me a chance to talk to that girl. But she failed heavily... :D

Having walked out of the theatre well before the movie actually got over, we caught the 10:30 bus and came back to the township. Thanks to malwa dhabha that we had a good late dinner. The other thing that actually went good other than that pretty girl was the classy football display by germany. The four goals were sufficient for me to think that the day had gone well. Well.....so to summarize a rather routine day, Jaya tried her level best to bore us by taking to a super flop movie but the football match saved the night!!! over n out!!

The craziest B'day party of the laziest Polerr!!

It was the most awesum party till date and it had to be the bday of the laziest person i have ever known in my life......everyone please welcome the greatest polerr' ever into another year of true laziness and disgrace... :P... no hard feelings bro!!!! 

I knew that i had to make it big, so we decided to go to bharuch to bring some quality alcohol and Romanov...u people know...is just the kind of shit required to throw u into a roller coaster ride!!! Two bottles of romanov and we were all set on the dance floor well before it actually hit us. And the show stopper for a change was not me but this time around was the beast of bengal....barun karmakar!!!He jumped, he danced , he crawled, he tried to rape everyone around, he just created the atmosphere for a perfect bday bash.

I was having a check on the time, as every second passed by shiva's heart beat started rising and dreams of bearing a shakira's ass started haunting him. But we decided one thing that day, whatever happens..show no mercy...just to go for the kill!!! The clock struck 12 and we took him out of my room (din't want my room to be a house of shit...:P) and made him cut a special caramel cake, made only for polerr''. The real thing was just waiting to be thrown on screen and it just took 5 minutes before shiva was flying all over the place.

A proper full swing by ropin at shiva....and shiva's reaction : aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh........then the beast came into action....tak tak tak tak...i think he got aroung 15 powerful leggie's before he got my famous cycling shot.....and the interesting thing was, narasimha was reacting to the shots, people were hitting shiva and narasimha felt the pain, man..true friendship...respect!!!

After ensuring that shiva's ass had a bump we all went back to the room and grabbed some food and danced for   yaaro dosti.....bahut hi haseen hai....yena ho tho kya fir bolo ye zindagi hai!!!!!! That is how it ended....a   night always ends..but the hope for another bash never ends...not with these kind of guys around.......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POLERR'''' !!!!!