It was the most awesum party till date and it had to be the bday of the laziest person i have ever known in my life......everyone please welcome the greatest polerr' ever into another year of true laziness and disgrace... :P... no hard feelings bro!!!!
I knew that i had to make it big, so we decided to go to bharuch to bring some quality alcohol and Romanov...u people know...is just the kind of shit required to throw u into a roller coaster ride!!! Two bottles of romanov and we were all set on the dance floor well before it actually hit us. And the show stopper for a change was not me but this time around was the beast of bengal....barun karmakar!!!He jumped, he danced , he crawled, he tried to rape everyone around, he just created the atmosphere for a perfect bday bash.
I was having a check on the time, as every second passed by shiva's heart beat started rising and dreams of bearing a shakira's ass started haunting him. But we decided one thing that day, whatever happens..show no mercy...just to go for the kill!!! The clock struck 12 and we took him out of my room (din't want my room to be a house of shit...:P) and made him cut a special caramel cake, made only for polerr''. The real thing was just waiting to be thrown on screen and it just took 5 minutes before shiva was flying all over the place.
A proper full swing by ropin at shiva....and shiva's reaction : aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh........then the beast came into action....tak tak tak tak...i think he got aroung 15 powerful leggie's before he got my famous cycling shot.....and the interesting thing was, narasimha was reacting to the shots, people were hitting shiva and narasimha felt the pain, man..true friendship...respect!!!
After ensuring that shiva's ass had a bump we all went back to the room and grabbed some food and danced for yaaro dosti.....bahut hi haseen hai....yena ho tho kya fir bolo ye zindagi hai!!!!!! That is how it ended....a night always ends..but the hope for another bash never ends...not with these kind of guys around.......
HAPPY BIRTHDAY POLERR'''' !!!!!
I never knew Siva is soo lazy...see and someone keeps commenting on my laziness...well what an explanation by santosh..padhke ki it feels like u guys had lots of fun..though I didn't like that liquor part...but I am sure Siva would remember this birthday for his entire life....Happpy wala Birthhday Siva..
ReplyDeleteit is gud to hate alcohol..keep hating alcohol...but we cant hate it right....it is the heart of our enjoyment....after all we are all in love with it!!! :P , chalo kam se kam ye blog active tho hua..kisine ne tho comment kiya!!
ReplyDelete@santosh: One can always have fun without Alcohol too...its just a perception smjha...a mindset which no one can change. How can girls have soo much fun with even Alcohol?? Its never about Alcohol..its all abt the company you have...
ReplyDeletejaya hum aise society me jeete hai jaha agar hum daaru peeke naach rahe hai tho log bolenge isko chad gayi hai aur agar bina daaru peeke naach rahe hai tho bolenge ki ye pagal hai....tell me whats better? :P .... but whatever it is, company always matters...ur point is very true.. :)
ReplyDelete